try this five times fast:

People painting petals on the pedestal you piss on.

A fresh and lovely octopus who bubbles from your ceiling greets you and your friends for a bright and wonderful day. Three foot long blue and green feathers are slowly filling up the floor making it knee deep for everyone. The sound of a hundred hands clap through the living areas for all the kids and dolphin girls while the sun reflects the ocean's face into everyone's open hands. Waterfalls of energy practice positive people with glowing white bubbles that keep the love alive.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;

here's the tea time song I made.. cause in our office we have tea time every day. you can sing it because it's just such a jolly good time (in english dialect).

:::
O CAPITAL! O CAPITAL!
IT’S TEA TIME AGAIN
O CAPITAL! O CAPITAL!
IT’S TEA TIME MY FRIENDS

WE’LL EAT SOME CAKE
AND DRINK SOME TEA
POPCORN, ICE CREAM
STARTS AT THREE!

O CAPITAL! O CAPITAL!
IT’S TEA TIME AGAIN
O CAPITAL! O CAPITAL!
IT’S TEA TIME MY FRIENDS
:::

here's some nice poem material for the halloween season^^
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perhaps there are spiders under my skin
or maybe I'm dripping with evil and sin
for the day grows black and dark when I'm out
and catfish and scarabs jitter about

the air that surrounds is sultry and wet
with walls that have vines that form such a net
three feet full of water that presses the ground
show ripples from eels that swarm all around

a paralized silence is shaken away
by pebbles and nutshells that crack in the fray
an icey cold blade cuts clean through a steer
the scent of the kill and demons draw near

corpses lay silent with blood in the streets
maggots and worms that make for good eats
concrete and fire that boils hot flesh
droning of death and the Marrakesh
_____________________

dirt that scrapes
my belly aches
eternal friday
one who waits

fill me with your black cold dust
poor me in the street
stand as thick red blood floods down
and runs beneath your feet

the air is thick with poisen gas
my lungs are soon to lose
cough and spit the undead lies
and slowly light the fuse
_________________

·FIN

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hehehehheheee

1. What is the ratio of sexy panties to granny panties currently in your possession?

if I wore panties they would be rather dead smashing, but since not then it's like having a truck load of dead cattle. moo

2. Pretend you won one of those “Make your dream come true” deals that Oprah is always giving away. What would you ask for?

an oculas, one month at the Burj Al Arab

3. Describe your high school days in one word.

hallucinatory

4. If you could shag any celebrity in the world who would be your top three picks?

Jessica Alba, ice, lube

5. If you had all the money in the world, more money than you could spend in four lifetimes, would you eat some?

money is dirty and filled with germs and ink and stuff. no.

6. Tag three people.

Skwash, Althnmore, other (don't know any other bloggers)

i was sitting at work, nodding in and out of sleep when this came into my head for half a second:

//my subconscious said to me one time//
They program themselves into someone they wish they were.
intollerant policies

it was pretty cool, like it was allowing this information, or itself, telling me, to have this information.. ... your shirt is red! blue!

"I'm cotton, you're fire. What about dog?" said Dr. Fischer.

The door opened with a woody squeak and in rolled a robot nurse carrying a tray under its left arm.

The only light in the room came from a window on one wall as the sun shown through the blinds and onto the floor and table. The light also spilled over the robot nurse as it entered.

"I'm sorry Dr. Fischer, but we are all out of milk. What do you prefer instead?"
"There is no substitute to milk. I require milk at this time. Please, check the Q wing for me. Thanks." said Dr. Fischer as he turned his blank face toward the patient.

"I'm sorry for this delay, we will begin shortly." said Dr. Fischer.

The patient was a new model type 11-C FuzzyBot from the Netherlands. It was fuzzy as in using fuzzy logic, a programming algorithm before not thought possible in machines. Nevertheless, new technology made this new language a perfect fit for allowing robots to think and function for regular human use.

The robot looked at Dr. Fischer then looked away and said, "Religion is the practice of behavior against one's own nature. My logic is undeniable." His voice was monotone and metallic though slight inflections were ever so noticeable.

Dr. Fischer took in a deep breath, raised his eyebrows and looked down at his tablet computer screen sitting at his side."It appears that you have a history of consuming large amounts of fiber waste. Is this correct?" said Dr. Fischer.

The robot paused with both eyes jittering back and forth as his artificial brain scanned his memory. His eyes stopped."I don't remember, Dr. Fischer. Can you perform a deep scan?"

Dr. Fischer looked at his watch and looked back at the robot with raised eyebrows and a thick frown."We don't have time today. How about we make an appointment? That would be better for the both of us."

With the robot's eyes fixed on Dr. Fischer and with a gentle nod the robot replied, "Yes, I will see the receptionist."

After seeing the receptionist the robot made its way down the main hall toward the exit door. There were other patients in the lobby, which was to the sides of the main hall, and a voice calling names and stating different types of codes and numbers echoing through the main floor.A sensor, which ran across the ceiling, detected the robot's identification and as the robot went through the doorway an automated voiced said "Thank you x1mk for maintaining yourself on a regular basis." This was one of many messages one would here and would be different every time an approach to the door was made.

This robot's name was x1mk. It was a self-given name through free rights administered through a government process by which was forged from centuries of social and political history. Many names picked by robots were often strange and unusual to many humans and were thought to be utter nonsense. But to the robots, these names were a unique way of being an individual amongst many.

We are inside the deep underbelly of my mind. Vast oceans of information have settled and evolved into an untamed jungle of chaos and invention. It is a world of cyclones and monsters, love, dust and smoke. There are mirrors and windows which lead only into themselves and onto infinity.

Wait, "I didn't know the association did that. Well, thanks. Bye, goodbye."

"Who said that? Did you hear that? Where am I?"
"I heard it too. Who are you? My name is... Juh.. Jank?"
"You don't know your own name?"
"I uh, well, what is your name?"
"..."
"Well?"
"I don't know!"
"Then what do we do?"

The mind can often give birth to sub-minds which find themselves lost and useless. This is where doppelgangers can come from and often do. They don't stay around long as they are now separate individuals who then begin to explore their new found selves and their environments. Your dreams can have characters whom which you've never met or seen before. Your characters can meet and interact with other characters from other people.

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right now (as of like right-now) I am interested in breakbeat/drum&bass, the subgenre of electronic/techno. I havn't been playing games on the pc so much, like hl2 or anything (cause I'm stuck, er), but instead am a FREAKIN ADDICT SLAVE to the hit psp game called Lumines! I found it's actually pernounced lew-min-ess like luminous so that's neat. I just got to install photoshop cs2, like it's cool and has red-eye removal and that new perspective tool... me likes :D I prolly won't see swe3 anytime soon unless a group goes and I go w/ but dunno yet. I also like trance (sub to techno-esque-ish). Also I just put a cool thing on my site where you can put ringtones and wallpaper on your cell but you gots to have teh e715 by samsung. it's not the best phone ever but it works. my brother just had a big car show and it was bang. they had an enzo and ferrari's and a lotus and diablo.. also food vendors and a giant inflatable sheep-god. all for the sheep-god, bah! actually was a slide but sure. I got sunburnt on the forehead and nose, the forehead hurts. Also also, at work I was trying to fix a network problem and, *cough* disabled the dhcp server on the modem (lol) and had to have further assistance by a pro. I learned a lot that day, especially that you should never disable your dhcp server. it's like disabling an important part of your brain and you can't pinch loafs anymore because you went and fubar'd things. dangit! also, go see what Melanie and I made. zooooom

Well then, it's been a while huh. Yep, so my new site is up w/ it's own domain (berdwin.com) and everything thx to the 'ol skwasherooski. Since last I blogged or whatever I had several things happen like my dad passed away and some other stuff, most of it not bad stuff. Nothing really different (work, home, work, home) except now I have a psp and lumines is a nifter game.. also halflife 2 is cool.. and a fun 3d chat is secondlife. I'm exciting and exuberant!!! :P also wipeout pure is cool too. .. and also some other games like joint operations and it's expantion pack. .. and halo 2. I also like vue 5, poser 6 and cinema 4d 9.1 (all apps). note: most of this info is repeated me thinks on my main page.. err.. yeah so there isn't much to say except right now my mom is making jello shots for cinco de mayo how it's spelled and it's gonna be a party. And we got a tiny buro donkey pinyata thing.. and it's good.

adios!

sucka'
I was wondering... IF there is anyone who reads this blog could you please send me an email so I know? I feel as though I'm writing incoherant's to no one but myself and so I need the security and knowing that there is someone out there. Otherwise it's just a slow idle fizzle of static drifting inexorably forever through the deep reaches of space. Right, thanks. o__-

berdwin

Egypt in Vegas
The woman named Nancy Lieder is a n00b!!! So, instead:
-{link}-

I am the Architect.
So I suppose that the pole shift may not be coming until the 27th day of May. We'll just have to see about that, won't we. [sarcasm]

burger and fries at the taco shop

It was a sunny afternoon and the clouds were high. Above the clouds was an alien ship moving extremely fast. It was blue in colour and left no exaust trail. It left no sound. It was at speeds beyond the processes of human thought. The alien visits from space.

'||||||'
Josh came from teh arizona desert. Josh left teh utah desert. Josh is driving. *bing*

` ` k a l i f o r n j a ` `

explosions of liquid sugars into the neon blue atmosphere
beam of rainbow laser from the core
"under the big bright yellow sun"
love and pink smoke and that funky groove

peace out

I'm just hoping that I'll be able to see the matrix reloaded before the pole shift.. that would suck if I couldn't. Also maybe xmen2.

Lost? Adrift? Need help? lol?! lookish:

[**HOLA CANDIDATES**]
The first post on this blogger thinger and the love spreads throughout. The post continuum transanction operator, it is the day. w00t! o__O